Snarky Facebook "4 Things"

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Hardener
2. Stocker
3. Food Construction
4. (censored)

Four movies I've watched more than once:
1. Four Viewings and a Funeral
2. The Four Answers
3. The Four Horsemen of Calypso
4. Four Seasonings (Food Channel)
(Hmm, that's a total of 16. Am I doing this right?)

Four places I have lived:
1. At Work
2. Alone
3. With a negligent homicidist
4. With cockroaches

Four places I have been:
1. Earth
2. Air
3. Fire (briefly)
4. Water (helped with #3)

Four Favorite drinks (aye, matey)
1. Pacific
2. Atlantic
3. Gulf of Thailand
4. Guinness

Four of your favorite foods:
1. Fresh
2. Free
3. Defrosted
4. Frosted

Four things I haven't done yet, but want to:
1. Face Book's "4 things"
2. Answer one of these notes seriously
3. Jump on the FB bandwagon of hating the new layout
4. Organize my collection of ASCII porn

Last four movies I saw in the theater:
1. Coraline (first 10 mins)
2. Knowing (last 20 mins)
3. Slumdog Millionaire (not sure, questions 3 through 5)
4. Race to Witch Mountain (only enough to realize I what I was watching and then turned myself in)
(yesterday, as I snuck from theater to theater dodging the 15yr old "guard")

Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Anything with a scrolling ticker - Moving my eyes to read is so tiring!
2. Incontinence Ads
3. The Late Late Late Late Late Show with Regis and the Belle du Jour
4. The Snuggie Show (by far the best written plots on TV!)