Snarky Facebook "Finish The Sentence"

1. My ex was... once my future wife.

2. Maybe I should... get a job.

3. I love... reading that the centerfold's love walks on the beach, and puppies.

4.People may say I am... snarky; those not saying that are not paying attention.

5. I don't understand... 'tween music.

6. When I wake up in the morning... I sometimes wonder what my name is.

7. I lost... my map.

8. Life is full of... FB lists.

9. My past is... when entropy was lower.

10. I get annoyed when... there is large localized entropy increases.

11. Parties are... for throwing at Tom Jones; oh wait, those are panties.

12. I wish... is something I say rarely, if at all.

13. Dogs... playing poker is still my fav picture.

14. Cats... screensavers are still not my fav.

15. Tomorrow... is a rotational event.

16. I have low tolerance... for intolerance.

17. If I had a million dollars... I'd buy the rights to the BNL's song of this name.

18. I'm totally terrified of... twinkies; they'll outlast us all!

19. Sometimes I... pee.

20. Being in a relationship means... having relations, right?